1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4.

I'm not sure which book is closest, so...

"...ideas in your mind. First of all, the difficulty should be made absolutely clear."

"Network layers have close relationships with game simulations, and must often interface with game controllers."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
My Calendar.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Simpsons.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
9:00pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:48pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Roommate typing. He has a VERY loud keyboard.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking home from school a few hours ago.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Email.

9. What are you wearing?
Jeans and t-shirt.

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. It was very weird. Can't remember it though.

11. When did you last laugh?
A few seconds ago.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Calendar...fly swatters...

13. Seen anything weird lately?
A bus was running a red light, stopped in the middle of the intersection and honked at people.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Boring.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Waterboy.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Stocks to grow it to billions. Oh and lots of candy.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I didn't know a survey was capable of knowledge. Now I do. There's something you didn't know.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Superintelligent AGI to be written and going FOOM.

19. Do you like to dance?
No.

20. George Bush:
Boooooo. *Throws shoe*

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I'unno. Mariel?

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jach? I'unno.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Oh yeah. France or Canada or Lebanon anyway.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
...I see the "Oh shit" look on your face, but I'll let you in anyway. You didn't kill anyone, and were it not for the accident you probably would have lived another couple hundred thousand years at least.

25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal

and whoever else might read journal.